May 2012
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JOURNEY
each step is bringing me closer to my grave. a jolt, my body shudders. my feet succumb to the hardened soil.
the earth shakes and shatters
its hallowed belly opens up to swallow me whole
i am not afraid. not to die
but i am afraid of pain. and suffering
i felt in my chest. growing. the pressure in my head—that persistent swelling, the drone that fills my ears.
my heart sinking...
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WORKING BEHIND THE BAR FOR 5 HRS.
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“I’m going on a diet…. [commence the longest pause in history] Well,...”
– Maya
May 19, 2012
Y U SO CUTE? This made me laugh so hard.
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Can I get an amen?
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“It was premeditated. He must be working with the woman we call mother.”
– Hayley
Real talk, real talk!
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“I think same sex couples should be able to get married.”
– Barack Obama (via newsweek)
Doode. Like seriously, finally. Seriously.
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CINCO DE DRINKO DE MAYA
:/ BLEH!
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Maya and I made deli sandwichs for lunch today. They were so freaking good, its all we could think about while doing laundry. Mr. Pickles move over!
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Post Cinco Blues
Last night. Oh my God. Maya woke up with a giant bruise and gash on her leg. Her derailleur on her bike is all fucked up and we can’t remember if she crashed or not. And I can’t remember if I washed my hands in the bathroom at the restaurant. I puked outside, in front of a family. Multiple times. Then told them to “be safe tonight”. Maya peed her pants deliberately...
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April 2012
14 posts
“Mötley whore.”
– Maya, trying to insult my blog.
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A PART OF ME. GONE.
Friday, while prepping for work I set to restocking our alcohol and juices, cleaning down the bartop and counters, etc. etc.. Next up was the garnishes. I put them out and noticed we were low on lemons. So I grabbed some fresh fruit from our freezer room. Friday/Saturday are busy days, which would leave us with little time to replenish when low. I washed a full lemon and set to cutting it...
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When you’re riding and you see another cyclist and you both give a head nod.
I like that.
What if… serious question, when I get all my animals (including the piggy, goat, calf, llama, cat, dogs, and chickens), I name two of the three cattle dogs Fillet and Mignon? Maya was really offended when I told her my idea, but I honestly think its cute. Does this make me a bad person?
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IMPRESSIONS AND COLLECTIONS
Journal entries from April 2010:
In a desperate whisper, I heard, “oh shit” being uttered from Pop-Pop and later, “its going to be a good one.” I was genuinely surprised and felt my spirits lift a bit. Why is that Pop-Pop? “Because I’ve seen it once or twice.” Good Pop-Pop, “yes.”
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SPRING HAS SPRUNG. I GUESS.
This has been April thus far:
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I AM...
not enough
brown in my skin/curves to my hips
cut out of the melting pot
because i am what you wanted me to be…
WHITE plastic.
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JUST ANOTHER SUNDAY AFTERNOON AT THE BEACH
Maya and I hit HWY1 today with one destination in mind. The beach. We came prepared with a blanket, frisbee, and some grub to have ourselves a good old-fashioned picnic. And there was plenty to see. We saw washed up jellyfish, marooned crabs, sea loins, and sharks… maybe. Something with a dorsal and rear fin. That was certain, and as for the sea loins, I’m not sure if they wanted...
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WELCOME TO THE KINDA SHIT I DREAM ABOUT...
Ugh, a dream of strange chicken orgy chaos. I can only blame John Waters and Pink Flamingos. That utterly disgusted feeling. Ironic how one of the most disturbing and obscene clips in the film snuck its way into my subconscious, lashing out in a gruesome form of senseless avian rape. I need therapy. With subtle hints and fears directed at a primordial Oedipus complex coming from the male hens...
March 2012
28 posts
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“Stop being a whore, and just learn!”
– Hannah
Last night. You had to be there.
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ITS MOJITO MONDAY!!!!!!!!
Just another relaxing evening at the house. Maya and I have done a lot of work getting our bar together, stalking alcohol and supplies, that we’re able to try a new recipe from class almost every night (tomorrow is my big night, I’ll be guest bartending at a club in downtown SF). Tonight we decided on mojitos. I’ve never had a real one because Bicardi’s Mojito mix...
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MOVIE NIGHT: BERGMAN & GODARD
Sweet baby jesus!!!! Swedish > French
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FRIDAY FREE WRITE
I’ve got spider webs in my head/turning my thoughts into beautiful multi-colored mosaics
/tiny pieces of silk sticking memories together/holding onto each thought with a kung-fu grip. Don’t you see! These webs wont let go, because these memories aren’t forget-me-nots/they make knots/ clenched tightly into fists, tucked away in my womb with roots dug deep into my veins/ this is...
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FoodPornDaily →
AWWWWWWWWWYUUUUUUUUHHHHHH!!! Click the link. I dare you.
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WatchA Walk Thru the Tea Garden
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“Nasty fart bitch. Now that is a shit that’s been lingering in her asshole...”
– Maya
Sweetie, this has been the most epic and hilarious thing you’ve said. Ever. Or at least in a long time. Okay, now real talk for a second folks… some snooty girl in our bartending class let one rip during class today and it was awful. Like, seriously… the worst...
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